Imagine a butterfly talking. Imagine a butterfly gently landing on your shoulder and whispering the Gettysburg Address in your ear
when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
trying to write essays
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
girl: can i have a kiss
Very Iconic Naruto Moments (part 4)
↳ Rock Lee vs. Uchiha Sasuke
"Challenging me knowing the Uchiha name… frankly, you’re a fool."
"I’ll prove to you that a hard-worker can beat a genius"
Giraffe Illustration! This was a lot of fun!
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
Look at this purebread puppy